"Out of the way, Watson! It must look like an accident! It must appear as if Lanner has carelessly slipped and impaled himself while shower!"
"In the living room? Fully clothed, in front of a witness?" I hissed. "Holmes, nobody will ever believe such an act to be accidental."
"No, they won't" Lestrade agreed, with a snarl, "but I just need to stab that little bastard, right in the face."